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"crazedclay: SBC murderer" (crazedclay) 09/29/2014 at 22:21 • Filed to: None

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The Cadillac CT9-CECJ, Translated:

The Cadillac Cadillac Touring Nine-Cadillac Executive CircleJerk

So Alpha(numeric)

Sweet Trav > crazedclay: SBC murderer 09/29/2014 at 22:23

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Sir we certainly don't agree on a lot of things, however this naming scheme is bullshit.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > crazedclay: SBC murderer 09/29/2014 at 22:24

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If they touch the Escalade name, I will pretend Cadillac went of of business when Saturn and Pontiac did. Because that would seriously be fucking stupid.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > crazedclay: SBC murderer 09/29/2014 at 22:27

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What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Translation: Be glad they're sucky names on good cars, and not vice versa.

With that being said, the naming system is dumb.

Birddog > crazedclay: SBC murderer 09/29/2014 at 22:27

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It needs to look more like this.

GeorgeyBoy > crazedclay: SBC murderer 09/29/2014 at 22:31

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So Cadillac Utility Nine Touring is out of the question?

jvirgs drives a Subaru > GeorgeyBoy 09/29/2014 at 22:42

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Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > crazedclay: SBC murderer 09/29/2014 at 22:43

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Cadillac OMGWTFBBQ-CT Scan 9

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > crazedclay: SBC murderer 09/29/2014 at 22:52

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The special rural edition with night vision and deer sensing radar: Cadillac Utility Nocturne Transport

shop-teacher > crazedclay: SBC murderer 09/29/2014 at 23:12

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I'm genuinely angry about this me too naming scheme bullshit. What's wrong with Elmiraj?